IMTOAD

Hi all.  On our way back from Vienna's first birthday party,  we passed a motor home with a small car in tow.  I noticed the vanity plate had IMTOAD on it.  I thought who is calling themself Toad? Then is it I'm Toad or I am toad?  I asked Brooke if she saw it and when I told her what it was she got it immediately and said that's cute. So it's I am towed.  This shows what a ponderous clod I am.  I'm thinking of getting a t-shirt with the slogan IMTOAD on it.  This is my reality.  In every relationship, someone is the driver and someone is toad. 

That's my new approach to getting ready for this wedding.  I just don't care anymore.  I'm standing by for orders from Control.  We'll get there and all will be fine.  I only hope the woman from Craigslist calls back and buys one of these damn couches.

The US can't beat Ghana in soccer and England couldn't get it done against Germany.  We've learned a goal is not a goal and a foul is not a foul until the referee says so.  The game is in their hands.